Clearly, granny in the pink sweater presents a security risk that can only be mitigated by sending her through the Nude-o-scope. The gent about to step into the 'scope itself is horrified.

There was one of these machines among the 8 or so lanes at the DEN airport when I visited. I chose the Nude-o-scope lane, then declined to enter the machine. A thorough pat-down was my penance. It should be obvious that anyone wishing to smuggle something that would be detected by millimeter-wave scanning would choose one of the other 7 lanes.


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